Tuesday, November 17, 2009

i have one word to say to you...

dear mc donalds employee that told my son he couldn't put his feet on the booth while he was sitting there and then proceeded to say something to me about it two more times while i had all five kids there with me but eventually gave up mentioning it after you had to go clean the men's room because someone had smoked crack in there,
i have one thing to say to you...
SERIOUSLY?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?
have a wretched day -
beth
ps - this is a true story. me + all five kiddies in mickey d's waiting for tommy to come in and have lunch with them because the boys had a half day of school. as i stood at the table, waiting for our food, another employee came out of the bathroom and said "damn! it stinks in there! someone musta been smoking crack." i naturally assume he was using the term as a figure of speech (as i do quite frequently. however, i did not know that smoking crack was really stinky), but alas, he wasn't. as the charming-yell-at-thomas employee walked past i heard her say "it's terrible. people think they can come in here to get high." then she made that sound like she was sucking her teeth. obviously, thomas sitting with his foot up was the biggest problem they had in there that day.

8 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! Ha, ha, see? Seriously is sometimes the only word that will work.

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  2. Seriously?! They really need to learn to prioritize their concerns a little better...

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  3. Seriously?? Drive Through at Mickey D's from now on...

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  4. Seriously??!!! Shut your mouth and let my kids have a good time!!!

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  5. Wow. Just wow. You're restraint deserves a gold star!

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  6. Beth, come on. McDonald's is a fancy place, OK? You can't just drag all your dirty kids in there, putting their feet up on the Italian leather booth seats and smearing ketchup on the marble tabletops. What's next - not tipping the bathroom attendant?!? Good God...

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  7. oh uh uh (rolling my neck around right now), oh no she dinnint! i hope she has TWO wretched days in a row.
    perhaps mickey d's needs signs pointing to the non-crack smoking section?

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