Tuesday, July 14, 2009

it's tuesday...time for random thoughts



so here are some of my random thoughts for today. i don't have a whole lot. i think my children are draining all of my brain cells.

1) laurie berkner, moose a. moose and zee suck.
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2) sometimes...i don't even think i like people, kids especially. today is one of those days.
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3) i wonder if i person's head can actually explode from hearing the same things repeated enough times. examples would be: the word "mommy" and the question "can i have something to eat?"
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4) i am continually amazed by the number of people that wear jeans and work boots to the gym. how can that be comfortable? who looks at that and says "this would be the optimal ensemble for me to go exercise and sweat my ass off in."?
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5) the punctuation in number 4 is bugging me, because i don't know if it is done correctly, but i don't quite care enough to research and fix it if it is wrong.
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6) if you refer to yourself in the third person, you are a tool. if you refer to yourself and your wife in the third by the media's pet name combining your two first names your are an extreme tool. if you run a charity race dressed like uncle sam and his slutty counterpart and say the quote "there is nothing speidi loves more than america," i may hunt you down and kill you myself. i am 99% percent positive that i would be acquitted of the crime as a justifiable homicide for sheer, outrageous tool-ness. ****************************************************************

7) i hate spencer pratt.
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8) katie and cara need haircuts. when they need them, i pull their bangs up into a little ponytail on the top of their heads with a bow. it makes them look like snorks (see the picture of cara and baby tom {how cute is he?!?} for proof) .
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aaaand...i'm spent...
for really, true randomness visit keely at the unmom. enjoy!

16 comments:

  1. hehe, i love that you hate spencer. he is an absolute tool. i just want to smack that smug grin off his douchey face!!

    i also don't understand why people wear jeans to work out. or better yet, why they wear work out clothes to the grocery. i know we're all supposed to think they just got finished with some grueling work out time. i'm not buying it!

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  2. I had to Google Spencer Pratt. Maybe I'm a tool.

    BTW - Kids do drain your brain cells. It has been scientifically proven.

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  3. I am in a not loving people kinda place right now. Speidi is on my list.

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  4. Oh gosh. Lauri Berkner drives me insane too.

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  5. spencer pratt is a certified d-bag. and lauri berkner is friggin creepy...there's something seriously wrong with that lady!

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  6. Hee hee - great randomness this week!

    2.) I often (in all seriousness) feel this way about kids. I like my own kids, and have no problem interacting with them and feel very at ease, but I'm not usually a big fan of other people's kids and feel especially weird interacting with other babies. I'm a weirdo.

    3.) Yes. However, the Mommy Zone-Out is nature's protection against the head explosion. Sometimes my husband will come home from work and my son will be harrassing me and Stewart will say, "My GOD, can't you hear him? Will you PLEASE answer him?!?" and I'm like, "Oh, was he asking me something?" AND I REALLY DIDN'T HEAR HIM.

    4.) I think it's, "This would be the optimal ensemble for me to go exercise and sweat my ass off in?" but that always looks weird to me so I would write, "This would be the optimal ensemble for me to go exercise and sweat my ass off in"? For what it's worth.

    8.) Are Katie and Cara on some kind of all-protein diet, or do they have SuperHair? Seems like they ALWAYS need a haircut!

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  7. omg...i died laughing at your comment this morning!! that movie is a classic!! roll roll roll in ze hay!

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  8. I this world produces anymore Speidi's or Silex's I'm gonna have to move to another planet.

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  9. Ok I am with you...I don't like kids...I barely like my own let alone anyone else's brats!! Today I am having that day...I want to put them in a box with a sign "Free To Good Home, 1/3 Potty Trained!"

    I hope you have a better day and find a not so tragic mall with a water spout!! Or a park even!

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  10. I go to our city gym. I've never seen anyone in jeans or work boots?? Crazy. Where is your gym?? Are you sure that you are in a gym and not working out in Sears??? Sears does have a section where they try to sell work out equipment. I think this is where you might be.

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  11. Egads! Boots + Jeans @ the gym?! Yikes.

    Also, I hate the Pratts too and that makes me love you even more. :)

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  12. Funny post! I have to ask what a rowhome is, a boat? A house with oars? Do enlighten I'm intruiged!

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  13. Ya there's a lot of kids I'd totally give send flying to if i weren't illegal.

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  14. My personal philosophy is to do the best I can with the puctuation and then let it go.

    Otherwise your head might explode. And I think you mentioned you are already at risk there... :)

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  15. I'm pretty every mom has days where her head might explode.

    My son has mastered this really high pitch squealing sound...thank goodness for nap time.

    Hang in there.

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  16. How the heck did I miss this hilarious post?!?! Is it women you see at the gym in jeans and workboots? Or men?

    I hate Laurie Berkner. I hate all kids music. NEver played it for my kids. And then MCD's introduced those stupid kidz bop cds in their happy meals and all that hard work was lost.

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